Cyclops Cutie (Probably Not a Threat)
Cyclops Cutie (Probably Not a Threat)
Original artwork by River — observer of oddities, drawer of strange beasts.
There are monsters under the bed.
This one just wants snacks.
Behold the pink-hued cryptid of your dreams (or mild hallucinations):
one massive eye, three dubious teeth, and a gaze that’s somehow both threatening and apologetic.
A statement for:
- ✦ Surrealists
- ✦ People with vivid internal landscapes
- ✦ Anyone who’s ever felt a little... lopsided
🧃 Monster energy included.
Utilise with caution. Or glee.
Whichever feels more honest.
More details
- 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
- Charcoal Heather is 60% ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester
- Carbon Grey is 55% ring-spun cotton, 45% polyester
- Heavyweight fabric (8.5 oz)
- Regular fit but can run a bit tight
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: River and Celia in Underland
- Email: river-and-celia-in-underland-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Cyclops Cutie (Probably Not a Threat) Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
S
|
27
|
20
|
|
M
|
28
|
21
|
|
L
|
29
|
23
|
|
XL
|
30
|
25
|
|
2XL
|
31
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
32
|
28
|