“Dude… How’d I lose my blunt?”
You ever stare into the glitch and it stares back… confused?
This shirt captures that exact moment. You were thinking about something. It was probably important. It’s gone now. All that remains is this sacred utterance:
“Dude… How’d I lose my blunt?”
Featuring River’s original artwork — a jagged, prismatic profile of existential awe and mild regret — this wearable crisis is perfect for:
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Philosophers of haze
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Lost souls who swear they left it right here, man
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Anyone who’s ever forgotten mid-sentence what they were forgetting
Printed on soft, mortal fabric. Unisex sizing. Mind the portal burn.
More details
- 100% cotton-faced exterior made from a 65/35 cotton/polyester blend
- Charcoal Heather and Carbon Grey are 55% cotton, 45% polyester
- Heavyweight fabric: 8.5 oz/y² (288.2 g/m²)
- Regular fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: River and Celia in Underland
- Email: river-and-celia-in-underland-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
“Dude… How’d I lose my blunt?” Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
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S
|
27
|
20
|
23 1/2
|
|
M
|
28
|
21
|
24
|
|
L
|
29
|
23
|
24
|
|
XL
|
30
|
25
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
31
|
26 1/2
|
24
|
|
3XL
|
32
|
28
|
24
|