Cyclops Cutie
Cyclops Cutie (Probably Not a Threat)
Original artwork by River — observer of oddities, drawer of strange beasts.
There are monsters under the bed.
This one just wants snacks.
Behold the pink-hued cryptid of your dreams (or mild hallucinations):
one massive eye, three dubious teeth, and a gaze that’s somehow both threatening and apologetic.
A statement for:
- ✦ Surrealists
- ✦ People with vivid internal landscapes
- ✦ Anyone who’s ever felt a little... lopsided
🧃 Monster energy included.
Utilise with caution. Or glee.
Whichever feels more honest.
More details
- 100% polyester foam front, mesh back
- Structured, five-panel, mid-profile
- Pre-curved visor with braid detailing
- Adjustable double snapback closure
- One size fits most
Size & Fit
- One size fits most
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.