“Dude… How’d I lose my blunt?”
You ever stare into the glitch and it stares back… confused?
This cap captures that exact moment. You were thinking about something. It was probably important. It’s gone now. All that remains is this sacred utterance:
“Dude… How’d I lose my blunt?”
Featuring River’s original artwork — a jagged, prismatic profile of existential awe and mild regret — this wearable crisis is perfect for:
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Philosophers of haze
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Lost souls who swear they left it right here, man
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Anyone who’s ever forgotten mid-sentence what they were forgetting
Printed on soft, mortal fabric. Unisex sizing. Mind the portal burn.
More details
- 100% polyester foam front, mesh back
- Structured, five-panel, mid-profile
- Pre-curved visor with braid detailing
- Adjustable double snapback closure
- One size fits most
Size & Fit
- One size fits most
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.