Dude...How'd I Lose My Blunt? 💨 Beanie Brain.

$39.97 NZD

Dude… How’d I Lose My Blunt?

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You ever stare into the glitch and it stares back… confused?

This beanie captures that exact moment. You had a thought. A real one. It's gone now. All that remains is this sacred utterance:

“Dude… How’d I lose my blunt?”

Emblazoned with River’s original design — a jagged, prismatic profile of existential awe and mild regret — this head-hugger is perfect for:

  • ✦ Philosophers of haze
  • ✦ Lost souls who swear they left it right here, man
  • ✦ Anyone who’s ever gone outside and forgotten why they were outside

One size. Black as your missing thoughts. Cozy enough to keep the void out — mostly.

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More details

  • 100% Turbo acrylic fabric
  • One size fits most

Size & Fit

  • Circumference: 17 ¼" - 18 ½"

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.