Cyclops Cutie (Probably Not a Threat)
Cyclops Cutie (Probably Not a Threat)
Original artwork by River — observer of oddities, drawer of strange beasts.
There are monsters under the bed.
This one just wants snacks.
Behold the pink-hued cryptid of your dreams (or mild hallucinations):
one massive eye, three dubious teeth, and a gaze that’s somehow both threatening and apologetic.
A statement for:
- ✦ Surrealists
- ✦ People with vivid internal landscapes
- ✦ Anyone who’s ever felt a little... lopsided
🧃 Monster energy included.
Utilise with caution. Or glee.
Whichever feels more honest.
More details
- 100% combed ring-spun cotton
- Charcoal Heather and Carbon Grey is 60% cotton and 40% polyester
- Fabric weight: 6.5 oz/yd² (220 g/m²)
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: River and Celia in Underland
- Email: river-and-celia-in-underland-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Cyclops Cutie (Probably Not a Threat) Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
S
|
29 1/2
|
18
|
|
M
|
30 1/2
|
20
|
|
L
|
31 1/2
|
22
|
|
XL
|
32 1/2
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
33 1/2
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
34 1/2
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
35 1/2
|
30
|