Fifth Avenue Pizza (Slices of Prose)
Fifth Avenue Pizza 🍕
Fifth Avenue Pizza is a raw and unapologetic story anthology that explores the sometimes indigestible toppings of this so-called life. From the dark to the whimsical and the profound, there’s a slice for everyone. These stories traverse the gritty streets of survival and moments of staggering vulnerability, serving up a layered mirror to our shared human experience. Chaos, love, longing, and resilience unfold in a labyrinth of memory and imagination — bitter, flawed, and profoundly beautiful. Fundamentally human, this isn’t just a read; it’s a reckoning. And a reconciliation.
Underland Press (AKA Chicken Feet for the Existentially Fucked — because healing is for the overfunded)
P.S. Yes, I cost more than a Walmart meal deal. But I won’t expire next Tuesday.
The Deets
Important Details (Because We’re Honest, If Nothing Else)
This is not a physical book. You won’t get a shiny paperback or a collectible hardback with tragic little smudges on the spine.
This is a PDF. A downloadable, printable, savable, scream-into-able file. It will live in your device like a raccoon in your attic: possibly ignored, but always there.
You can’t throw it at your ex. You can’t leave it artfully on your coffee table. But you can email it to your therapist. Or read it under the covers while the world burns.
If you have download issues, email us: riverandceliainunderland@gmail.com. We’ll yell at the raccoons.
Quality guarantee & returns
Returns?
Nope. This isn’t a hoodie you bought in a mood and changed your mind about. This is digital art. Once you’ve got it, it’s yours — awkward moments, existential weirdness and all.
You can’t unread it. You can’t re-unknow us. We live here now, in your files and your feelings.
That said, if your file explodes or a ghost eats it — we got you. Email: riverandceliainunderland@gmail.com
No refunds. No do-overs. Just vibes.