Is This All We Get? (Poetry Patter Volume 1)
A sometimes poignant, sometimes joyous, and often dark-as-the-devil tango through life’s twisted, bittersweet, and frankly unfair trials. Is This All We Get? launches poems that wryly question love, grief, sexuality, and the oddities of the human condition. From rose-tinted nostalgia to burning fury, it’s ironic, charming, and quintessentially angsty. Sardonic, terrible, and unapologetically unfiltered — perfect for readers who prefer woke over weird (though there’s definitely a shrapnel of the bizarre).
Quality guarantee & returns
Refunds? Hell to the No.
We don’t do refunds. This is poetry, not a pair of socks. It may itch, unravel, or fit oddly around the ankles of your expectations — but once tried on, it’s yours.
Once you’ve joggedwith our words — whether they held you, punched you, or mildly offended your aunt — that moment belongs to you now. No take-backs. No undo. Just echo.
If your file doesn’t download properly, or a digital gremlin eats your verse mid-read, we got you. Whisper into the ethernet:
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Thank you for supporting small, strange, and slightly haunted art. We love you for it — in a casual, possibly cursed, entirely metaphorical way.
The Deets
Format Disclosure
This is a PDF. Not a real book. You can’t throw it at anyone. You can’t eat it. But you can download it and scream into it digitally. Which is basically the same thing. Maybe.