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For Less Than a Soggy McMuffin of Some Sort...

What you get when you trade loose change and poor impulse control for magic:
• Access to the full Underland choose-your-own story
• Weekly writing prompt
• Community Discord entry (yes, there are cat channels)
• Access to ND/queer deeper community threads
• Monthly blog feature submissions

Eggs Bennie and a Brew (If You’re Lucky)
Who needs breakfast anyway? Right? Right?...
Or do both and bring it with you.
• Everything in Tier 1
• Monthly “Bloomsburrow” write-in (where thoughts get weird and warm)
• One monthly feedback submission (art/writing — proof, edit, or pep talk, your call)
• Early access to our digital zines
• Monthly hangout (bring your weird bubble tea; we’ll bring ours)

For Half the price of an Avocado Toast & an Hibiscus Kombucha...
When being true matters more than being cool:
• Everything in Tier 2
• Featured author interview on the blog
• Optional TikTok cameo or “Look what this brilliant bastard made” shout-out
• Annual video story reading keepsake (from us, with drama)
• Possibly a dream interpretation from a Moglet. No promises. No refunds.