🜃 Welcome
404 12/13 threshold — there’s no turning back.</p>
This is not a store.
You’ve crossed the 404 12/13 threshold now — there’s no turning back.
Welcome to the memory error wrapped in packaging.
Some call it capitalism.
We prefer enchantment with questionable ethics.
You may find objects here. You may take one.
But like all true magic, they will take something from you too.
(A coin. A name. A slight shift in your personal narrative.)
Everything here helps us keep writing, keep summoning,
and most importantly —
keep feeding the paws.
The Apothecarium
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Mirror, Mirror: Prints that Punch Back (Reflection Sold Separately)
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Stories to Hold. Told. Downloadable heartbeats. Your story. Our craft.
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Dude...How'd I Lose My Blunt? (Clothes and Crap for the Perennially Confused)
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Chicken Feet for the Existentially Fucked (because healing is for the overfunded)
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Paper Cuts Editing Services (Minor operations. Major face lifts. Scalpel optional)
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Cyclops Cutie (Probably Not a Threat)
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Desdemona's Handkerchief: Websites Built for writers, poets, and beautiful ghosts.
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The Underland Review.
Please Insert Coin to Continue Reality
Support our journey with a small contribution. Thank you in advance for feeding the algorithmic altar-cat. Messages left may be returned two-fold in dream, glitch, or digital mumbling.