🜃 Welcome
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This is not a store.
You’ve crossed the 404 12/13 threshold now — there’s no turning back.
Welcome to the memory error wrapped in packaging.
Some call it capitalism.
We prefer enchantment with questionable ethics.
You may find objects here. You may take one.
But like all true magic, they will take something from you too.
(A coin. A name. A slight shift in your personal narrative.)
Everything here helps us keep writing, keep summoning,
and most importantly —
keep feeding the paws.
The Apothecarium
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Mirror, Mirror: Prints that Punch Back (Reflection Sold Separately)
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Stories to Hold. Told. Downloadable heartbeats. Your story. Our craft.
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Dude...How'd I Lose My Blunt? (Clothes and Crap for the Perennially Confused)
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Chicken Feet for the Existentially Fucked (because healing is for the overfunded)
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Paper Cuts Editing Services (Minor operations. Major face lifts. Scalpel optional)
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Cyclops Cutie (Probably Not a Threat)
Please Insert Coin to Continue Reality
Support our journey with a small contribution. Thank you in advance for feeding the algorithmic altar-cat. Messages left may be returned two-fold in dream, glitch, or digital mumbling.
Become a member
🐾📇 The Order of the House of Mowgli
$5.00 per month
For Less Than a Soggy McMuffin of Some Sort...
What you get when you trade loose change and poor impulse control for magic:
• Access to the full Underland choose-your-own story
• Weekly writing prompt
• Community Discord entry (yes, there are cat channels)
• Access to ND/queer deeper community threads
• Monthly blog feature submissions
- Discord: Order of the House of Mowgli
👑🐺 Akela's Pack of the Final Draft
$10.00 per month
Eggs Bennie and a Brew (If You’re Lucky)
Who needs breakfast anyway? Right? Right?...
Or do both and bring it with you.
• Everything in Tier 1
• Monthly “Bloomsburrow” write-in (where thoughts get weird and warm)
• One monthly feedback submission (art/writing — proof, edit, or pep talk, your call)
• Early access to our digital zines
• Monthly hangout (bring your weird bubble tea; we’ll bring ours)
- Discord Role: Akela's Pack of the Final Draft
🖤🐦⬛ Poe's circle of Nevermore
$14.50 per month
For Half the price of an Avocado Toast & an Hibiscus Kombucha...
When being true matters more than being cool:
• Everything in Tier 2
• Featured author interview on the blog
• Optional TikTok cameo or “Look what this brilliant bastard made” shout-out
• Annual video story reading keepsake (from us, with drama)
• Possibly a dream interpretation from a Moglet. No promises. No refunds.
- Discord Role: Poe's Circle of Nevermore